1. opticalparadox:

    arianne—martell:

    Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

    (via purpleberrypie)

     

  2. getoffmybloghoe:

    ding dong you are wrong 

    (via purpleberrypie)

     

  3. iheartslb:

    littleorphanammo:

    This dude was happily taking pictures of girls legs, feet and whatever else he pleased without their consent. So I snapped my own pic and said “enjoy the internet motherfucker’. He laughed at me. Plz share. #publicshame #newYork #subway

    what a dickhead

    (via thecomplexofthesun)

     

  4. Favorite Films » Holes (2003)

    You girl scouts want to hear a story? Once upon a time, there was a magical place that never rained… The end.

    (via hockeydreamer)

     

  5. pantsareunwelcome:

    Shit, this is gonna be a tough one…

    (Source: meme4u, via hockeydreamer)

     

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  9. musiclover884:

    I love Stitch so much more because of this.

    (via thecomplexofthesun)

     

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  11. ceeberoni:

    neopreps:

    a map of america drawn from memory

    yeah

    (via notforeveralonejustforeverlazy)

     


  12. arkhams:

    hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

    (via notforeveralonejustforeverlazy)

     


  13. high-blogging:

    lameborghini:

    will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

    illegal crimes

    (via paging-doctorfaggot)

     

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    1. phone: rings
    2. me: no